exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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Anonymous Asked:
Homura and Madoka adopting a child hc

madohomos:

[cracks knuckles] LESSGOOOOOOOO

  • madoka is a “gentle” mother - she plays with the kid nicely and speaks soflty and is calm about everything.
  • homura is the type to get excited over the baby learning to turn its head and she’s a fucking wreck, she’s overprotective and worrisome. she babyproofs the entire fucking house and considers taking the baby to the emergency room if the thing so much as sneezes. she’s tense and always looking out a lot, but when she relaxes she’s very loving and caring and will play with the baby all day
  • homura is usually the one to get up and take care of the kid if it starts crying at night or in the morning because she wants madoka to get her rest, but sometimes madoka insists and to be honest, homura loves it when madoka insists because waking up is hell for her and she loves the feeling of being able to lay back down and go back to sleep
  • when the kid grows up and gets old enough to go to school and makes friends, every time they go out on a play date homura will follow behind never letting them know she’s there, making sure they don’t do anything inappropriate
  • when the kid goes to school for the first time homura has a hard time letting go of their hand and when she finally does madoka has to drive home because homura is crying so much
  • they call kyoko and sayaka “uncle kyoko” and “auntie saya” and they babysit when madoka and homura are unable to watch over the baby, and if left alone with kyoko, kyoko would be the type of person to do things like this
magits:

Visitors were encouraged to sit silently across from the artist for a duration of their choosing, becoming participants in the artwork.

magits:

Visitors were encouraged to sit silently across from the artist for a duration of their choosing, becoming participants in the artwork.

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kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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madohomos:

kyomado replied to your post: anonymous asked:Homura and Madoka…

I ALMOST CHOCKED ON MY SOUR STRAWS

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officialbeyonceknowles:

this song is my religion 

paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

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superdarkheroaxel:

Associating yourself with a character so much to the point ofimage

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dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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